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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:55

No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
No go.
Aphantasia: Why Some Minds Are Blind to Images - Neuroscience News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
DF Weekly: Why would Microsoft "sideline" its next generation handheld? - Eurogamer
No, not a chance
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Physicists observe a new form of magnetism for the first time - Phys.org
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
World Boxing apologizes for naming Olympic champion Imane Khelif in sex test policy - NBC News
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
First look at ‘state-of-the-art’ Coca-Cola Amphitheater before gates open to public - AL.com
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Oldest depiction of the Milky Way galaxy discovered in an Egyptian sarcophagus - Earth.com
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
How likely is it that Israel would target targets in Iran if there is a full-blown conflict?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Kevin Durant stat sheet: 15 key numbers after deal to Rockets - NBA
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Reds Designate Jeimer Candelario For Assignment - MLB Trade Rumors
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
This decades-old Gmail trick is still my favorite email management hack - Android Police