What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Pirates Manager Ejected for Ripping Into Umps After Brutal Call Cost Team Tying Run - Sports Illustrated

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

No go.

Aphantasia: Why Some Minds Are Blind to Images - Neuroscience News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

DF Weekly: Why would Microsoft "sideline" its next generation handheld? - Eurogamer

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Physicists observe a new form of magnetism for the first time - Phys.org

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

World Boxing apologizes for naming Olympic champion Imane Khelif in sex test policy - NBC News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Orlando Bloom Reportedly Said What Everyone Else Was Thinking About Katy Perry’s Blue Origin Flight - Yahoo

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

First look at ‘state-of-the-art’ Coca-Cola Amphitheater before gates open to public - AL.com

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Oldest depiction of the Milky Way galaxy discovered in an Egyptian sarcophagus - Earth.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

How likely is it that Israel would target targets in Iran if there is a full-blown conflict?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Kevin Durant stat sheet: 15 key numbers after deal to Rockets - NBA

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Reds Designate Jeimer Candelario For Assignment - MLB Trade Rumors

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

This decades-old Gmail trick is still my favorite email management hack - Android Police